Excuse me while I curse out my high school guidance counselor for not being able to predict that “sexy emoji designer” would be such a lucrative career option in the future. TMZ says that Amber Rose, seen above holding a cutout of Susan fromGuess Who?‘s less-hot sister, is $4 million richer thanks to her emoji app, MuvaMoji by Amber Rose.
Sources tell TMZ that Amber got a pretty large check stuffed into her g-string when she first signed on to help create Amber Rose-themed emojis. Emojis that shetotally didn’t rip-off of Kim Kardashian, okay? It was launched on Wednesday and ended up making $2 million on the first day. That isn’t exactly surprising; Amber’s app only costs $1.99, which is a pretty good deal for more than 900 emojis of asses, stripper poles, more asses, and tubes of lube. Obviously Amber doesn’t get to pocket that whole $2 million, but she does get a percentage of it. According to TMZ, all those percentages add up to $4 million. Get that emoji money, bitch!
Even though I would totally pay $1.99 for a whole bunch of nasty ho emojis, it still seems crazy to me that it made $2 million on its first day. That’s more than 1 million people who were desperate to get their hands on emoji of Amber Rose slipping on a rubber glove of Bill Cosby holding a sign that says “I DID IT“.
Well, 1 million people, or 1 dumb Kanye West with 1 million iPhones thinking he could maintain the innocence of Bill Cosby and his booty hole by hoarding dowloads of MuvaMoji. “Kim, go to the Apple store and buy more iPhones! I can’t let anyone see this shit!”
Here’s more of Amber Rose at the launch of MuvaMoji on Wednesday night. At least I think it’s Amber Rose? Maybe all her slutty glamazon couture was at the cleaners.