No boyfriend this Valentine’s Day? No worries, darlings, just eat your feelings at Starbucks!
The coffee shop has unveiled their bananas new line of Cupid-approved drinks but you may want to hurry, they’re only available this week. Curious? I hope you have a syringe of insulin ready…
Behold the Molten Chocolate Latte, Molten Chocolate Frappuccino and Molten Hot Chocolate. They’re stuffed to the gills with melted chocolate chips, a mocha and espresso-infused whipped cream and an espresso drizzle, plus the regular frap/latte/hc fixins. I didn’t bother to look up the nutritional info but you can safely bet that these bad boys are about 10 trillion calories each. Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone! These sips will ensure that you celebrate by having to unbutton your jeans! Who needs love when you can have sugar instead?
Now tell me, my under-caffienated little minions, do you think the coffee culture has grown a little too crazy or are these delish drinks just the right amount of wrong?
Source: Gossip Girl